What movies have not aged well?
13.06.2025 10:56
A View to a Kill
Dr No
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
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-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-Bond slapping Tracy.
Goldfinger
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
You Only Live Twice
Live and Let Die
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
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The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-”She is very sexyful!”
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-”Ah so!”
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
Octopussy
Why do untreated borderlines always blame their partners when they actually think they are normal?
Diamonds Are Forever
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-All the bad guys are black.
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-J W Pepper
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
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-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
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-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
From Russia With Love
Why are black people seen as scary or a threat to some people?
The Man with the Golden Gun
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
Moonraker
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?